How to hide a dildo?

If you have one or more sex toys… and they’re so delightfully satisfying that you can’t really see your solo or partner playtime without them.
However, It can be kind of embarrassing when your most intimate items are found or exposed. Not to mention when relatives or dear family friends come over for an expected or unexpected visit.
So, we’ve compiled a nifty little guide on the best ways to hide your sex toys so that you’ll never have to face an awkward conversation ever again.

10 Discrete Spots to Hide Your Dildos

1. Bedside Table Boxes

If you don’t have a bedside drawer, you can decorate your room with bedside table boxes, like those DIY boxes from IKEA. Grab three or so, depending on the height of your bed, and you can double up the storage boxes as your bedside table. Place your lamp, books, or other things on top, making it harder for nosy Nancy’s to open them.

2. A Suitcase

Nearly everyone has one or more pieces of luggage, and what on earth would anyone be doing looking through, what they imagine to be, an empty suitcase? Wherever you keep your suitcase, place your toys inside, and perhaps add a few layers of old clothes or books to be even more conspicuous.

3. A Shoebox

Have your eye on a new pair of shoes? Don’t discard the box just yet. Shoeboxes have been a trusted storage space for years and years (think people who store dirty money in shoeboxes on top of their closet). So if you have a couple of odds and ends you need put away, why not put your trusted toy in there too? A collection of shoeboxes doesn’t cause any suspicion nor does it look like an interesting object to have a peek in.

4. Inside Socks

A place that no one would be interested in, your sock drawer is a good place to store your different sex toys. The easiest option would be to place the toy inside a winter wool garment, fold it in two, and mix it with the rest of your socks. This is not only a great way to safely store your sex toy, but also provides a nice soft cushion that’ll prevent it from rubbing against other objects.

5. Inside a Tissue Box

Unless you have a visitor with cold or intense hay fever, placing a sex toy inside a box of tissues is a great idea for a number of reasons. One, it can be placed conveniently next to your bed. Two, the tissues will offer cushy protectiveness. And three, you can use the tissues for those ‘clean up’ moments. A triple win.

6. Specially-Designed Discrete Sex Toy Storage Containers

For sex toy collectors and connoisseurs, getting a specialized case that’s been made for the sole purpose of storing sex toys is not a half-bad idea. And there are several different kinds, so you’ll be sure to find one that suits your needs. From organizer boxes with mesh pockets, hidden storage drawers, and even purses, these sex toy containers usually come with locks.

7. Inside the Pocket of a Large Handbag

If you’re one of those women who like having large handbags, more often than not, there will be a pocket on the inside lining. This has proven to be a useful little space for tampons or any other personal items… including your intimate toys.

8. Inside a Tampon Box

If you’re a woman who uses tampons, you’ll know that almost all men want to avoid these types of sanitary products like the plague. And this is a good thing, because… well, that’s 50 percent of the population that most likely won’t be having a little peek inside.

9. Inside a Poster Tube

You know those long hard tubes that posters and some documents are stored inside? Yeah, that tube right there is a golden spot to hide long and slim sex toys like dildos or vibrators.
And if you don’t have one of those tubes but still feel like it’s a great hiding spot, front the money for a cheap poster, it’ll be worth it.
Alternatively, and for those who enjoy a sneaky drink or two, some alcohol bottles come in the same style of the tube, like a bottle of Glenfiddich whiskey.

10. Under-Bed Storage

While it may seem like the most obvious of hiding places, if you have a small space underneath your bed and family and or friends who aren’t too nosy, this could be the perfect space to hide your toys. You could opt for a little pouch, a small box, or any other kind of storage, perhaps fill it up with other items, and voila, you have an easy-to-reach spot right where the magic happens.

And now that you know about these 10 genius ways to hide your sex toys, you can say goodbye to awkward run-ins, or embarrassing conversations. Instead, you can enjoy your sexy time peacefully and sensationally!

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